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Thursday, November 10, 2005

What a princess...

Yeah, the blogs aren't so frequent as of late, but I've been swamped with work and other stuff. But this story my dad told me Sunday was too good not to post.

My father and my niece, who's 9, were having a conversation the other day.

My niece turns to my father and says, "I don't like Cody."

Cody is her brother--my nephew.

"You don't? Why?" Asked my father.

"Because he's 90% jackass, which he gets from you. And he's 10% gay, which he gets from Uncle Stewie."

What a princess.

I am looking forward to the day when she gets her first boyfriend. Oh, the stories I will tell.

5 Comments:

Blogger Ace said...

ROTFL.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

It's not even that funny, but it is.

11/10/2005 09:39:00 PM  
Blogger Nicki said...

Your neice is the epitome of your family. She's awesome.

11/12/2005 06:54:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

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11/13/2005 08:22:00 AM  
Blogger Stewie said...

Bastards.

11/13/2005 09:56:00 PM  
Blogger fnordboy said...

It's funny because it's true!

Usually children have the best insight since their perception is not as tainted and skewed by the reality construct we are all forced into. I'm just saying...

But I agree with Renaldo. HAHAHAHAHA

11/14/2005 12:31:00 PM  

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