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Thursday, January 26, 2006

I'm not just a member...

About 10:00 today, an email came in from one of my co-workers in another office looking for an Outlook fix.

Unfortunately, I was tied up helping some other users and I didn't get to him in a timely manner.

About 3:00 today, an email came in from the same co-worker that said, "What? No love for this office?"

My reply:

Co-worker,

I'm forwarding this to Trudy because we don't, in fact, like you. Much less love you.

Maybe Trudy likes you enough to help you out.

Thanks Trudy!!!

-Stewie


5 minutes later, I got his reply:



I'm not just a member, I'm the fucking President.

11 Comments:

Blogger Ace said...

What an unflattering angle he drew you from.

And is it just me, or are these damn comment-real-person-words getting harder to discern?

1/27/2006 11:03:00 PM  
Blogger Norman said...

LOL!

That's hilarious!

As for the word verification: I scrolled down before typed my message. The first three letters are:

fuq

Did you program that??!!

Norm!

1/28/2006 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger Aric Blue said...

For me, I'm having a hard time differentiating between vv and w in the word verifications. wtf!

1/29/2006 12:03:00 AM  
Blogger Nicki said...

OMG. That made me laugh out loud.

Seriously.

That is awesome.

1/29/2006 01:18:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

Ace - There's an option in blogger on how difficult you want the word verification. I ticked "impossibly hard."

Norman - If I had programmed it, there would have been another "u." :-)

aric - don't you mean vvtf?

freak - I live to make others laugh at my expense.

1/29/2006 02:03:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

"...from the Garden State" was all you really needed.

The other stuff they don't care about.

1/29/2006 02:15:00 PM  
Blogger Lesley said...

I never get the word verification right on the first try. I can't believe I'm admitting to that.

The words are supposed to be Lesley-proof, I think.

Either that or they hate short, pudgy, Irish-Italian, left-handed, snarky, Volkswagen-driving girls from the Garden State.

1/29/2006 02:16:00 PM  
Blogger Norman said...

Ok. That's curious!

Stewie is paraphrasing Lesley in the comments, only he's quoting her BEFORE she said it. (His comment is before hers)

Are you two telepathic?? You know, those cutsey folks who always finish each others sentences??

Norm!

1/29/2006 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger Lesley said...

I think the last thing you could call either me or Stewie is "cutsey". Stewie, I know you don't mind my speaking for you here.

The explanation is simple: Bizarro World.

1/29/2006 10:30:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

Wonder Twin powers...

Activate.

1/29/2006 10:39:00 PM  
Blogger Norman said...

now i'm going to call ya'll cutsey just because i can tell you hate it!!

norm!

1/30/2006 08:40:00 PM  

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