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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

To that girl on the metro today...

...the one on the orange line wearing the white tank-top and fanning herself.

You are absolutely stunning.

For the first time ever, I was happy to be riding a packed metro. It's rare that I see a good looking woman on my line and you made up for all the bad ones.

Now, if you had shaked your ass to "Fire Woman", you would have been perfect.

6 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

You should've casually brushed up against her buttocks.

7/21/2005 05:49:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

She stood to her side the whole time.

I think she knew I would have tried something if she turned her back to me. :-(

7/21/2005 11:00:00 PM  
Blogger fnordboy said...

When you just stare at a woman's ass licking your lips and rubbing your nipples it kind of gives off that perv impression. Less of that might help.

7/22/2005 01:09:00 AM  
Blogger Nicki said...

lmao

You know him so well.

7/22/2005 08:17:00 AM  
Blogger Ace said...

You really need a camera phone.

7/22/2005 08:25:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

fnord, thanks for the tip. I'll have to stop doing that. Or at least openly.

freak, NO SHARING.

meat, done and replied.

ace, i have one, I just never think to use it. Plus, there is not doubt that would have creeped her out. lol

7/22/2005 10:55:00 PM  

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