I swear I was adopted...
So my sister calls me last night and asks me if I remember when my mother used dress me up like a girl.
Then I would do cartwheels.
Without any underwear.
What the fuck?
I swear I was adopted.
Then I would do cartwheels.
Without any underwear.
What the fuck?
I swear I was adopted.
Expunged by Stewie at 11/19/2005 06:45:00 PM
10 Comments:
pictures??
THAT is fucking hilarious.
Your blog has taken an interesting turn in the last couple of posts.
Can we expect a coming out post soon?
Norm, if pictures can be dug up, I'd post them.
Fnord, if I were gay, I'd already be out and organizing the parades.
I'm adopted.
My mother never dressed me up like that.
So don't blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.
At least I had a TV.
Did your TV have a remote, or did your parents make you get up and change the channel whenever they wanted to see what was on like mine did?
We had a TV, too! It was black and white, but it was a TV. Sniffle.
My mother never dressed me up like that.
So don't blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.
Here, here!
I don't see how any mother that loves their child could do this.
I don't think she actually did. I think Stewie BEGGED her to let him dress up like a girl.
At least we know where the 10% gay came from now.
Good blog!
You guys are just jealous that I have kept my girlish figure.
Hee hee..I think that sometimes, too, Stew...because:
grey eyes + blue eyes DO NOT = MY brown eyes!!!!!!! (:-S
That's OK..I did the performance/gymnastics thing naked in the sprinkler...
We'll be OK.... :p
But I AM with FREAK on the remote thing/parents making me change the channel...I HATED my parents for that...they do it to MY kids now! LOL!
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