Brace yourself...

...because this blog will be bitch free.

I went to IKEA Sunday with a couple friends.

Oh.

my.

God.

Yeah, yeah, the furniture is cool in all, but the women! Oh my. It's been a good long while since I've seen so many good looking women in one spot. I don't think I saw 1/4 of the displays at IKEA, but I can guarandamntee you I saw ALL of the women.

My, my, my.

I wonder if IKEA will let me live in one of their displays. I can model it for 'em.

One can hope.