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Sunday, June 26, 2005

She's to blame, or thank...

I was over my sister's house last weekend for a cookout and one of her friends took this picture for me.

I honestly can't remember the last time my sister and I took a picture together.

She made my first 16 years a living hell, so she's the one to blame (or thank) for some of the stories on this blog.




Why she's shoving her baps at me, I have no idea.

14 Comments:

Blogger Aric Blue said...

Hey, where's the naked pictures of your sister? I know you got some...

6/26/2005 06:38:00 AM  
Blogger Aric Blue said...

I notice there's no reply...

Which ISN'T a denial! Busted.

6/27/2005 12:32:00 AM  
Blogger Stewie said...

I couldn't think of anything witty.

Bastard.

6/27/2005 10:25:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Is she coming to HF? Is she easy?

6/27/2005 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Nicki said...

I know why she's sticking her boochachas out at you.

She's telling you, "I have boobs, and play with them anytime I want, and you don't, and you can't!!"

Just something else she wants to rub your face in.

Hopefully not literally. That'd be kind of sick.

6/27/2005 02:06:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

Freak, that's just foul.

Renaldo, no and yes.

Sucks, doesn't it.

6/27/2005 02:36:00 PM  
Blogger Ace said...

Hey, Freak, Stewie does have boobs, doesn't he? Looks that way in the picutre...

6/27/2005 02:58:00 PM  
Blogger Stewie said...

You sure you don't want to apologize to your mom for saying boobs?

6/27/2005 04:02:00 PM  
Blogger Ace said...

Nah, she only gets mad when I say shit and fuck.

And she doesn't read your blog anyway.

6/27/2005 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do read his blog! Next time I see you, your mouth is going to be so full of soap you won't have to shower for a month!

6/28/2005 12:19:00 AM  
Blogger *~JoDi~* said...

I see no family resemblance?

Stewie were you a milk man baby!?
Mail man? UPS man? Schwann man?

Or did they just find ya someplace?

(JK man! Good pic!)

6/28/2005 04:23:00 AM  
Blogger Stewie said...

Ace, everyone reads my blog. It's where the party is. :-p

J, C. Walken is my dad.

6/28/2005 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger Nicki said...

Kelli looks EXACTLY like your mom* and you look EXACTLY like your dad*.

It's quite chilling and creepy, actually.




*In their younger days.

6/28/2005 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger Stewie said...

No shit. Sometimes Kelli will get a look on her face when she's yelling at the rugrats and I feel like it's my mom all over again.

6/28/2005 10:55:00 AM  

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