Right on pops...
I went to the liquor store tonight to pick up some lottery tickets as my mother's holiday gift. (The "dreaming of a white trash Christmas" joke has already been used by myself, so you are going to think of something else).
As I was walking through the parking lot, I heard a father yelling at his kids because they were running through the parking lot acting like the little bastards most kids are.
He finally yelled, "Knock it off! I don't want you getting hit by a car on Christmas Eve!"
Right on pops! Any other time is fine, just not Christmas Eve. I can dig that. You spend all that money on gifts, only to either have them go to waste, or deal with the pain in the ass of returning them. I hear you!
And don't think for a second that was sarcasm.
Happy holidays, everybody!
As I was walking through the parking lot, I heard a father yelling at his kids because they were running through the parking lot acting like the little bastards most kids are.
He finally yelled, "Knock it off! I don't want you getting hit by a car on Christmas Eve!"
Right on pops! Any other time is fine, just not Christmas Eve. I can dig that. You spend all that money on gifts, only to either have them go to waste, or deal with the pain in the ass of returning them. I hear you!
And don't think for a second that was sarcasm.
Happy holidays, everybody!
Expunged by Stewie at 12/24/2005 06:11:00 PM
8 Comments:
It would only *really* be a white trash christmas if you were visiting her in prison with the lottery tickets. With several cartons of unfiltered Camels so she could buy herself something nice.
I also bought a gallon jug of Popov.
It's in a plastic bottle.
Yeah, Merry Xmas to you too! Take it easy.
I had to go to 7-11 yesterday with my mother to get lottery tickets for everybody. LOL
Merry Xmas.
You, too, aric!
fnord, just another reason why we are BFF!
So am I white trash if I'd LIKE to have lottery tickets for Christmas?
um.
no.
nuh uh.
Merry f-ing whatever, y'all. Christmas is over, but it's still Hanukkah!
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